No Holiday Card Excuse



  • Inside

    The Bald Guy will call your friend, co-worker or family member and tell them that you did order them a holiday card.

    In fact, you ordered their holiday card way back in early November. 

    And when it didn't arrive in time -- you tracked down the phone number of the owner of Bald Guy Greetings and asked him/me to call and explain that you did get them a card.

    And that it's entirely his fault that the card wasn't mailed off in time. Not yours.

    The Bald Guy will take the blame for you and save your relationship. 

    PLEASE NOTE: If you order the phone call, don't forget to leave the person's name and phone number in the comments section so the Bald Guy can make the phone call.

  • Dimensions

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  • #284
    Inflation Inflation


  • #280
    Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends I mean age-wise, of course.

    One of My Oldest Friends

  • #150
    Happy New Year...I Think Happy New Year...I Think

    Happy New Year...I Think

  • #274
    Happy Holidays The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read

on how to read it. Including...

#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt.
Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."

    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #202
    Happy Holidays! I love this time of the year. It gives me the time to thank the people that mean so much to me.
The people that have touched me and made my life so unbelievably joyous.
The people that I hope to have in my life forever.
And since these cards come in giant packs of 50, I can give you one too.
Happy Holidays.

    Happy Holiday/Giant Packs