No Father's Day Card Excuse
The Bald Guy will call your father and tell him that you did order him a Father's Day card.
In fact, you ordered his Father's Day card way back in early May.
And when it didn't arrive in time -- you tracked down the phone number of the owner of Bald Guy Greetings and asked him/me to call and explain that you did get them a card.
And that it's entirely his fault that the card wasn't mailed off in time. Not yours.
The Bald Guy will take the blame for you and save your relationship with your father. And thus, secure your inheritance.
PLEASE NOTE: If you order the phone call, don't forget to leave your father's name and phone number in the comments section so the Bald Guy can make the phone call.