No Valentine's Day Card Excuse
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The Bald Guy will call your Valentine and tell them that you did order them a Valentine's Day card.
In fact, you ordered their Valentine's Day card way back in mid January.
And when it didn't arrive in time -- you tracked down the phone number of the owner of Bald Guy Greetings and asked him/me to call and explain that you did get them a card.
And that it's entirely his fault that the card wasn't mailed off in time. Not yours.
The Bald Guy will take the blame for you and save your relationship.
PLEASE NOTE: If you order the phone call, don't forget to leave your valentine's name and phone number in the comments section so the Bald Guy can make the phone call.