Birthday Card - Not Old (OG) - Old Paper Stock
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Birthday Card - Not Old (OG) - Old Paper Stock
A card that playfully reassures someone they’re “not old”… only to admit you forgot to give it to them last year when they actually weren't old yet. Equal parts cheeky and brutal, it’s the perfect birthday burn disguised as kindness.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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- Card Dimensions:
- 5" x 7" (envelope included)
- Paper Stock:
- 110lb Glossy
- Made in:
- USA
- Written by:
- Ian Kalman
- Artwork by:
- Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark:
- Yes, but only by a lot.
- USP:
- Funny Birthday Cards
- USP:
- Sarcastic Birthday Cards
