PG-13 Birthday Card - Squeezed (OG)
$4.95
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PG-13 Birthday Card - Squeezed (OG)
This birthday card doesn’t sugarcoat it—you were born the old-fashioned way, and we’re still celebrating it. Bold, blunt, and funny, it’s perfect for someone who appreciates brutal honesty coupled with extreme detail.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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- Card Dimensions:
- 5" x 7" (envelope included)
- Paper Stock:
- 130lb Matte (Recycled)
- Made in:
- USA
- Written by:
- Ian Kalman
- Artwork by:
- Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark:
- Yes, but only by a lot.
