

It’s direct, it’s rude, and it’s not as bad as you think. A birthday card that works equally well for overweight guy's named Richard and anyone else who qualifies as a big dick.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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