

Wishing someone a thousand years of life is usually a pretty nice thing to say.
This dark, yet funny birthday card is perfect for anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
Equal parts hilarious and slightly uncomfortable — we guarantee at least one audible laugh and one slight cringe.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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