

This is NOT a birthday card for someone named Phil — it's a brutally honest card that let's the recipient know that they're more important to you than Phil is.
PLEASE NOTE: Do not give this card to someone that's actual name is Phil. It's much meaner if you do. Trust me. I have a buddy named Phil and he is not a fan of this card.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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