

Do you have someone in your life that returns every gift you give them. Well, have we got a card for you. Finally—a gift they can’t return. Not because they’ll love it, but because you literally destroyed the receipt. A brutally honest birthday card for someone who you know too well.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
ALL ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS!