

A brutally honest card that reminds the birthday person they’re not “getting" old… they’re already old. Snarky and sharp, with just enough sting to make it funny.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
ALL CARDS SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS!