

For the friend who insists they’re “not getting old” while shuffling around like an extra from Cocoon. This funny birthday card points out the truth with just the right amount of sarcasm.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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