Birthday Card - Rankings (OG)
$4.95
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Birthday Card - Rankings (OG)
This card settles it: you are the most thoughtful person in the world.
Especially, compared to people who only send a text -- because you are giving an actual card.
The official ranking of how much people really care about your birthday,
this card makes you look good—while reminding everyone else they could’ve done better.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
ALL ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS!
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- 5" X 7" (envelope included)
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- Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
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- Made in the USA
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- Written by Jean Sharkey
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- Illustrated by Sean Farrell
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- Funnier than Hallmark
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- Funny Birthday Cards
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- Sarcastic Birthday Cards
