Birthday Card - Happy You Were Born (OG)
$4.95
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Birthday Card - Happy You Were Born (OG)
Nothing says “I’m glad you were born” like reminding someone how weird it would be if they were literally still in their mother's womb. It’s uncomfortable, it' funny, and it's incredibly graphic — and, of course, it's all in one card.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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- Card Dimensions:
- 5" x 7" (envelope included)
- Paper Stock:
- 130lb Matte (Recycled)
- Made in:
- USA
- Written by:
- Ian Kalman
- Artwork by:
- Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark:
- Yes, but only by a lot.
- USP:
- Funny Thank You Cards
- USP:
- Sarcastic Thank You Cards
