Happy Holidays

(Holiday) Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now.

Dear _________, Happy ___________!!! Love ____________

Fuck it. Happy Holidays.

I was gonna get you this die-cut card with glitter -- but then I flipped it over and it was like twelve bucks.

Oh, you're not Jewish? Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year.

B-062 - I love this time of the year. It gives me the time to thank the people that mean so much to me. And since these cards come in giant packs of 50, I can give you one too. Happy Holidays.

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

Happy Birthday, Jesus

I love this time of the year. It gives me the time to thank the people that mean so much to me. And since these cards come in giant packs of 50, I can give you one too.

This is actually a birthday card for a Hispanic kid named Jesus. But I think it works for Christmas too.

And once again, I bought you a gift and Jesus gets nothing.

I know this looks like a Christmas card, but that's not an elf on the front. It's actually an old Jewish man named Morty.