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  • #240
    I was going to get you this die-cut card with glitter on the front that played a high-pitched electronic sounding holiday song when you opened it. But then I flipped the card over and it was like twelve bucks. So I got you this card that describes that card in pretty good detail. I mean, you get the idea, right? Happy Holidays!
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    Die-Cut Holiday Card

  • #202
    Happy Holidays! I love this time of the year. It gives me the time to thank the people that mean so much to me. The people that have touched me and made my life so unbelievably joyous. The people that I hope to have in my life forever. And since these cards come in giant packs of 50, I can give you one too. Happy Holidays.
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    Happy Holiday/Giant Packs

  • #008
    Happy Birthday, Jesus. This is actually a birthday card for a Hispanic kid named Jesus. But I think it works for Christmas too.
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    Happy Birthday, Jesus

  • #060
    Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation
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    Local Charity Donation

  • #109
    Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah
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    Christmas/Hanukkah

  • #129
    White Christmas White Christmas
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    White Christmas

  • #025
    Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty
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    Not An Elf...A Morty

  • #061
    The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts
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    The Thought That Counts

  • #136
    God Bless You God Bless You
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    God Bless You

  • #190
    We Wish You A Merry Christmas We Wish You A Merry Christmas
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    We Wish You A Merry Christmas

  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah! I mean, Happy Hanukah! Wait. Happy Chanukkah! Or maybe Happy Chahanukah! Fuck it. Happy Holidays.
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    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling)

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish? Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year.
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    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • #024
    It's Jesus' Birthday It's Jesus' Birthday
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    It's Jesus' Birthday

  • #084
    Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card
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    Holiday Gift Card

  • C-024
    Merry Christmas/Taxes Merry Christmas/Taxes
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    Merry Christmas/Taxes

  • #164
    Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday
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    Happy Jewish Holiday

  • #274
    Happy Holidays The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including... #1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card. #2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. #3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. #4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."
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    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #261
    I bought you this card for the holidays. It's printed on a special paper that repels the Coronavirus. Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now.
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    Coronavirus Holiday Card

  • #108
    Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins
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    Died For Our Sins

  • B-062
    Packs of 50 (B) Packs of 50 (B)
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    Packs of 50 (B)

  • #037
    Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday
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    Awkward Holiday

  • Forgot a Holiday Card?
    No Holiday Card Excuse
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    No Holiday Card Excuse

  • #149
    Merry Christmas/Not Jewish Merry Christmas/Not Jewish
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    Merry Christmas/Not Jewish

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