

Your life is like a movie. Spoiler alert: you die at the end.
This super dark card is perfect for friends who love sarcasm served with a side of biological facts.
Funny, blunt, and unforgettable — the kind of card that steals the show.
Again, AI told us to write that. We’re not that cocky.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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