Valentine's Day Card - Jacked Up (OG)
$4.95
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Valentine's Day Card - Jacked Up (OG)
If the florist didn’t jack up the prices around Valentine's Day,
I would have bought you the most beautiful bouquet of flowers
you could imagine.
Instead, I bought you this card with a drawing of the most
beautiful bouquet of flowers you could imagine on it.
Please note that there is a box of chocolates
on the front of this card as well. You’re welcome.
Now take off your shirt.
- Card Dimensions:
- 5" x 7" (envelope included)
- Paper Stock:
- 130lb Matte (Recycled)
- Made in:
- USA
- Written by:
- Ian Kalman
- Artwork by:
- Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark:
- Yes, but only by a lot.
- USP:
- Funny Valentine's Day Cards
- USP:
- Sarcastic Valentine's Day Cards
