Sorry I Didn't Get You Anything



  • Inside

    I'll be honest with you. I was gonna get you something really cool. But I didn't want you to have to carry it around all night. You can thank me later for being so thoughtful.

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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Current Stock:
  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
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