Let's Celebrate YOU



  • Inside

    That way it'll be exactly like every other day. You know, because it's all about you. You. You. You. Wow, this card really took an unexpected turn, didn't it? Sorry about that. Happy Birthday.


  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
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