

Part of me calls you my special friend
because you're special to me.
But part of me also calls you that
because it makes you sound retarded.
BACK OF CARD:
We at Bald Guy Greetings do no condone the use of the word "retarded" in real life.
But in all honesty, it does make this card about 30% funnier - so we went with it.
Please understand we are a humor brand and we poke fun at everyone equally.
Of course, we do apologize if you are offended.
It was never our intent.