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Special Friend

$3.95

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  • Inside

    Part of me calls you my special friend because you're special to me. But part of me also calls you that because it makes you sound retarded.
  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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SKU:
#070

features

  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
  • Sarcastic Birthday Cards
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