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Happy Birthday, Old Friend

$3.95

Details

  • Inside

    Sure, they had a card that said, "Happy Birthday, young friend," but when I told them how old you were, they wouldn't let me buy it.
  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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SKU:
#131

features

  • Printed on Recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Jean Sharkey
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
  • Sarcastic Birthday Cards
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