You're Not Old



  • Inside

    Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you.

    It made more sense at the time.

    Last year really did a number on you.

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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  • Printed on recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
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