

This birthday card takes the phrase “you know what that means” in a very unexpected, yet the most obvious direction. Blunt, irreverent, and funny in the way only the truth can be. Sure, an immature card line would have gone with "jizz" or "cum", but we (as always) chose to take the high road.
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
ALL CARDS SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS!