Birthday Card - Pretend To Read (OG) - Old Paper Stock
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Birthday Card - Pretend To Read (OG) - Old Paper Stock
Sometimes the most thoughtful card is the one that goes on and on and on and on. This birthday card is packed with over-the-top “instructions” and ends with a hilarious punchline. Perfect for the friend who appreciates long-winded sarcasm with a hint of meta-ness. We know some of you read that last word as "meatness," so please read it again
• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA
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- Card Dimensions:
- 5" x 7" (envelope included)
- Paper Stock:
- 110lb Glossy
- Made in:
- USA
- Written by:
- Jean Sharkey
- Artwork by:
- Sean Farrell
- Funnier than Hallmark:
- Yes, but only by a lot.
- USP:
- Funny Birthday Cards
- USP:
- Sarcastic Birthday Cards
