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Birthday Card - Won't Remember (OG) - Old Paper Stock

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#183 - Old Paper Stock
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Let your friend or family member know that drinking isn't the only reason they may not remember their birthday. It could be that they're getting older and due to normal age-related brain changes, such as reduced hippocampus volume and synapse loss it could hinder their memory formation and recall . This card is sharp, funny, smart and just the right amount of fact-based meanness.

• 5" x 7" with a message printed on the inside of each card.
• Custom green envelope included with Bald Guy logo and a surprise joke under the envelope flap.
• 130lb matte cover stock
• Printed on Recycled Paper, of course
• Made in the USA

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Width:
5.00 (in)
Height:
7.00 (in)
Card Dimensions:
5" x 7" (envelope included)
Paper Stock:
110lb Glossy
Made in:
USA
Written by:
Pamela Eisenberg
Artwork by:
Sean Farrell
Funnier than Hallmark:
Yes, but only by a lot.
USP:
Funny Birthday Cards
USP:
Sarcastic Birthday Cards