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  • #123
    May You Have The Best May You Have The Best
    $3.95

    May You Have The Best

  • #159
    Happy B-Day Happy B-Day
    $3.95

    Happy B-Day

  • #157
    Almost Blank Almost Blank
    $3.95

    Almost Blank

  • #170
    Greeting Card Care Greeting Card Care
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    Greeting Card Care

  • C-005
    Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother
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    Brother from Another Mother

  • #252
    First Day Of The Rest I bought a card for the last day also,

but that one has a much more depressing 

drawing on the front.
    $3.95

    First Day Of The Rest

  • #021
    Great Birthday Great Birthday
    $3.95

    Great Birthday

  • #023
    Only A Card Only A Card
    $3.95

    Only A Card

  • #049
    We Celebrate Your Life We Celebrate Your Life
    $3.95

    We Celebrate Your Life

  • #050
    Third World Third World
    $3.95

    Third World

  • #090
    Happy You Were Born Happy You Were Born
    $3.95

    Happy You Were Born

  • #094
    Couldn't Be Happier Couldn't Be Happier
    $3.95

    Couldn't Be Happier

  • #106
    Wish For Something Small Wish For Something Small
    $3.95

    Wish For Something Small

  • #112
    Anything Your Heart Desires Anything Your Heart Desires
    $3.95

    Anything Your Heart Desires

  • #118
    Thinking of You/Not All Good Thinking of You/Not All Good
    $3.95

    Thinking of You/Not All Good

  • #138
    I Love You I Love You
    $3.95

    I Love You

  • #181
    Happy Birthday, Phil Happy Birthday, Phil
    $3.95

    Happy Birthday, Phil

  • C-006
    Don't Judge Don't Judge
    $4.95

    Don't Judge

  • #253
    Happy Easter It's funny when you think about it.
Jesus comes back to life and people celebrate it.
But when other people come back to life,
we call them zombies and everyone freaks out.
    $3.95

    Easter Hypocrisy

  • #234
    You Rock!!! But remember, I'm paper and paper covers rock. So I'm still a little bit better than you.
    $3.95

    You Rock

  • #226
    Thanks for Everything. Just to be clear, this card is literally for EVERYTHING.

Please hold onto it and read it again the next time you do something for me.
    $3.95

    Thanks For Everything

  • #216
    I was gonna write you a song about our friendship for your birthday. But then I remembered that I don't know how to write songs

and greeting cards only cost a few dollars - so I went with a greeting card.
Hey, Happy Birthday.
    $3.95

    Write You a Song

  • #202
    Happy Holidays! I love this time of the year. It gives me the time to thank the people that mean so much to me.
The people that have touched me and made my life so unbelievably joyous.
The people that I hope to have in my life forever.
And since these cards come in giant packs of 50, I can give you one too.
Happy Holidays.
    $3.95

    Happy Holiday/Giant Packs

  • #015
    You're Welcome Hey, I just got your thank you card and wanted to let you know "You're welcome."
    $3.95

    You're Welcome

  • #028
    Be My Valentine Be My Valentine
    $3.95

    Be My Valentine

  • #040
    World's 9th Best Dad World's 9th Best Dad
    $3.95

    World's 9th Best Dad

  • #041
    Congradulations Congradulations
    $3.95

    Congradulations

  • #052
    You Graduated You Graduated
    $3.95

    You Graduated

  • #062
    Think Of You Too Think Of You Too
    $3.95

    Think Of You Too

  • #074
    Will You Be My Valentine? Will You Be My Valentine?
    $3.95

    Will You Be My Valentine?

  • #077
    Couldn't Pick A Better Father Couldn't Pick A Better Father
    $3.95

    Couldn't Pick A Better Father

  • #086
    You're Always Right You're Always Right
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    You're Always Right

  • #089
    Thank You Very Much Thank You Very Much
    $3.95

    Thank You Very Much

  • #097
    Married Up/Married Down Married Up/Married Down
    $3.95

    Married Up/Married Down

  • #099
    Happy Mother's Day - Nailed It Happy Mother's Day - Nailed It
    $3.95

    Happy Mother's Day - Nailed It

  • #100
    Cuter Than Expected Cuter Than Expected
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    Cuter Than Expected

  • #101
    Thank You/No Place To Write Thank You/No Place To Write
    $3.95

    Thank You/No Place To Write

  • #121
    Heard You Were Sick Heard You Were Sick
    $3.95

    Heard You Were Sick

  • C-007
    Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked
    $4.95

    Won't Be Shocked

  • #251
    Friends For Life Well, the rest of your life.
I'm most definitely going to outlive you.
    $3.95

    Friends For Life

  • #236
    I heard you were sick and you've been complaining a lot. Sounds like you're almost back to normal. Keep getting well.
    $3.95

    Sick And Complaining

  • #225
    Thanks. That was awesome. I was gonna PAY IT FORWARD and do something super nice for someone else. 
But then I thought, “No, that sounds exhausting.
I’ll just send you a thank you card."
    $3.95

    Thank You/Pay It Forward

  • #214
    Thank you so much! I can't thank you enough for everything you've done.
So I'm just gonna start by giving you this card and hope that you'll be like, "Cool, that's enough."
    $3.95

    Can't Thank You Enough

  • #213
    Happy Mother's Day, Mom. I love you and wouldn't change a thing about you.
(But if you could learn how to use your computer, I'd probably love you even more.)
    $3.95

    Happy Mother's Day/Computer

  • #201
    I'm sorry you're not feeling well. If you need anything, please let me know.
Well, "anything" is a pretty broad term.
Let me know if there's something small I can do for you.
    $3.95

    Sorry You're Not Feeling Well

  • #200
    You're getting married!! So happy for the two of you. Are you gonna have an open bar?
True love has never known a couple like you. Do you think it'll be top shelf stuff?
Can't wait to celebrate your everlasting love. You should get Belvedere Vodka. It's really good.
Congratulations!
    $3.95

    You're Getting Married

  • #008
    Happy Birthday, Jesus. This is actually a birthday card for a Hispanic kid named Jesus.
But I think it works for Christmas too.
    $3.95

    Happy Birthday, Jesus

  • #011
    Sorry to hear about your breakup. But if it helps, I always thought he was an asshole anyway. In fact, we used to make fun of you for dating him.
    $3.95

    Break-Up/Support

  • #026
    Didn't Settle Didn't Settle
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    Didn't Settle

  • #027
    You Registered For It You Registered For It
    $3.95

    You Registered For It

  • #039
    You're Having a Baby You're Having a Baby
    $3.95

    You're Having a Baby

  • #051
    #1 Dad #1 Dad
    $3.95

    #1 Dad

  • #060
    Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation
    $3.95

    Local Charity Donation

  • #088
    Same Sex Wedding Same Sex Wedding
    $3.95

    Same Sex Wedding

  • #109
    Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah
    $3.95

    Christmas/Hanukkah

  • #120
    Always Liked You More Than Mom Always Liked You More Than Mom
    $3.95

    Always Liked You More Than Mom

  • #128
    Congratulations...Finally Congratulations...Finally
    $3.95

    Congratulations...Finally

  • #129
    White Christmas White Christmas
    $3.95

    White Christmas

  • #174
    Let's Grab A Drink Let's Grab A Drink
    $3.95

    Let's Grab A Drink

  • #189
    Thank You/So Thoughtful Thank You/So Thoughtful
    $3.95

    Thank You/So Thoughtful

  • C-008
    Fox News Fox News
    $4.95

    Fox News

  • #273
    Happy VD That stands for Happy Valentine's Day.
I didn't want you to think this card was 
announcing that I'm about to give you chlamydia.
    $3.95

    Happy VD

  • #210
    You make me so happy. I'll be honest though, cheese makes me pretty happy too.
I'm a simple person.
    $3.95

    You Make Me So Happy

  • #025
    Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty
    $3.95

    Not An Elf...A Morty

  • #061
    The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts
    $3.95

    The Thought That Counts

  • #063
    Still Reading Still Reading
    $3.95

    Still Reading

  • #140
    Haven't Talked in So Long Haven't Talked in So Long
    $3.95

    Haven't Talked in So Long

  • #136
    God Bless You God Bless You
    $3.95

    God Bless You

  • #141
    I'm Sorry/Not Gonna Say I'm Sorry/Not Gonna Say
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    I'm Sorry/Not Gonna Say

  • #165
    Couldn't Be More Proud Couldn't Be More Proud
    $3.95

    Couldn't Be More Proud

  • #166
    Bottom Of My Heart/Thank You Bottom Of My Heart/Thank You
    $3.95

    Bottom Of My Heart/Thank You

  • #178
    Thanks 800,000 Thanks 800,000
    $3.95

    Thanks 800,000

  • #190
    We Wish You A Merry Christmas We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    $3.95

    We Wish You A Merry Christmas

  • C-009
    Baby Photos Baby Photos
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    Baby Photos

  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah!
I mean,
Happy Hanukah!
Wait.
Happy Chanukkah!
Or maybe
Happy Chahanukah! Fuck it. Happy Holidays.
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling)

  • #239
    Thank You I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done.
But you have to admit, this card is a great start.
    $3.95

    Thank You/Great Start

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish?
Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year.
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • #047
    Once A Year Once A Year
    $3.95

    Once A Year

  • #137
    Having A Baby/I Hope Having A Baby/I Hope
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    Having A Baby/I Hope

  • #187
    A Truly Amazing Person A Truly Amazing Person
    $3.95

    A Truly Amazing Person

  • C-010
    Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers
    $4.95

    Elementary School Teachers

  • #199
    You make me smile. But just so you know, you also make me sigh, roll my eyes, and sometimes say, "Can you believe this crap?"
But that's okay, because I love you.
    $3.95

    You Make Me Smile

  • #031
    Financial Burden Financial Burden
    $3.95

    Financial Burden

  • #098
    The Birth Of The Easter Bunny The Birth Of The Easter Bunny
    $3.95

    The Birth Of The Easter Bunny

  • C-011
    YOU'RE AT THAT AGE where people just assume you lie about your age. Lie About Your Age
    $4.95

    Lie About Your Age

  • #274
    Happy Holidays The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read

on how to read it. Including...

#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt.
Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you."
    $3.95

    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • B-053
    Amazing Human Being (B) Amazing Human Being (B)

    Out Of Stock

    $3.95

    Amazing Human Being (B)

  • C-012
    Card + Gift Card + Gift
    $4.95

    Card + Gift

  • #084
    Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card
    $3.95

    Holiday Gift Card

  • C-013
    Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday
    $4.95

    Enjoy Your Birthday

  • C-014
    TikTok Card TikTok Card
    $4.95

    TikTok Card

  • #032
    Generic Thank You Card Generic Thank You Card
    $3.95

    Generic Thank You Card

  • B-036
    Happy Birthday Co-Worker (B) Happy Birthday Co-Worker (B)
    $3.95

    Happy Birthday Co-Worker (B)

  • C-016
    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)
    $4.95

    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)

  • C-015
    Happy Birthday, Tool Happy Birthday, Tool
    $4.95

    Happy Birthday, Tool

  • #014
    You Complete Me And I don't mean that in the overly used Jerry Maguire kind of way. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. My life truly would not be the same without you. But I do wish you were less controlling.
    $3.95

    You Complete Me

  • C-017
    Happily Ever After/Each Other Happily Ever After/Each Other
    $4.95

    Happily Ever After/Each Other

  • C-018
    Happily Ever After/Then Again Happily Ever After/Then Again
    $4.95

    Happily Ever After/Then Again

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