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Valentine's Day Card - Jacked Up (OG) - Old Paper Stock

SKU:
#177 - Old Paper Stock
$1.99
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If the florist didn’t jack up the prices around Valentine's Day,
I would have bought you the most beautiful bouquet of flowers
you could imagine.

Instead, I bought you this card with a drawing of the most
beautiful bouquet of flowers you could imagine on it.

Please note that there is a box of chocolates
on the front of this card as well. You’re welcome.

Now take off your shirt.  

 

Width:
5.00 (in)
Height:
7.00 (in)
Card Dimensions:
5" x 7" (envelope included)
Paper Stock:
110lb Glossy
Made in:
USA
Written by:
Ian Kalman
Artwork by:
Sean Farrell
Funnier than Hallmark:
Yes, but only by a lot.
USP:
Funny Valentine's Day Cards
USP:
Sarcastic Valentine's Day Cards