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  • #183
    Probably Won't Remember Probably Won't Remember Probably Won't Remember
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    Probably Won't Remember

  • #291
    Elementary School Elementary School Elementary School
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    Elementary School

  • #250
    One of the Best Not like the #1 best person I know.
But you know, one of them. Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know.
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    One of the Best

  • #206
    Some Things Get Better With Age Testicles are definitely not one of them.
Happy Birthday. Some things get better with age.
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    Some Things Get Better With Age

  • #195
    Look Better Every Year Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year.
Wait. That's it. Never mind.
Happy Birthday. You look better every year.
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    Look Better Every Year

  • #191
    Love Celebrating Your Birthday But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun. I love celebrating your birthday.
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    Love Celebrating Your Birthday

  • #126
    Birthday Rankings Birthday Rankings Birthday Rankings
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    Birthday Rankings

  • #132
    Your Life Is Like A Movie Your Life Is Like A Movie Your Life Is Like A Movie
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    Your Life Is Like A Movie

  • #158
    No Reference To Your Age No Reference To Your Age No Reference To Your Age
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    No Reference To Your Age

  • #168
    Terrible Birthday Terrible Birthday Terrible Birthday
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    Terrible Birthday

  • #184
    Age Is Just A Number Age Is Just A Number Age Is Just A Number
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    Age Is Just A Number

  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake.
I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age. Happy Birthday?
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    Happy Birthday?

  • #134
    Pretend To Read Pretend To Read Pretend To Read
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    Pretend To Read

  • #147
    Happy Birthday, Princess Happy Birthday, Princess Happy Birthday, Princess
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    Happy Birthday, Princess

  • #276
    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick I actually bought this card
for an overweight guy named Richard,
but luckily it works for you too.
Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know.
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    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick

  • #275
    The Covid Years Don't Count Happy Birthday! Big News! The Covid Years do not count.
You're actually two years younger
than you think you are.
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #065
    This Is Your Birthday Card This Is Your Birthday Card This Is Your Birthday Card
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    This Is Your Birthday Card

  • #096
    Very Belated Birthday Very Belated Birthday Very Belated Birthday
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    Very Belated Birthday

  • #087
    Just Because Just Because Just Because
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    Just Because

  • #226
    Thanks For Everything Just to be clear, this card is literally for EVERYTHING.

Please hold onto it and read it again the next time you do something for me. Thanks for Everything.
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    Thanks For Everything

  • #089
    Thank You Very Much Thank You Very Much Thank You Very Much
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    Thank You Very Much

  • #296
    Thank You x 3 Thank You x 3 Thank You x 3
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    Thank You x 3

  • #101
    Thank You/No Place To Write Thank You/No Place To Write Thank You/No Place To Write
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    Thank You/No Place To Write

  • #138
    I Love You I Love You I Love You
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    I Love You

  • #210
    You Make Me So Happy I'll be honest though, cheese makes me pretty happy too.
I'm a simple person. You make me so happy.
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    You Make Me So Happy

  • #118
    Thinking of You/Not All Good Thinking of You/Not All Good Thinking of You/Not All Good
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    Thinking of You/Not All Good

  • #295
    Congrats/Then Again Congrats/Then Again Congrats/Then Again
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    Congrats/Then Again

  • #097
    Married Up/Married Down Married Up/Married Down Married Up/Married Down
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    Married Up/Married Down

  • #200
    You're Getting Married So happy for the two of you. Are you gonna have an open bar?
True love has never known a couple like you. Do you think it'll be top shelf stuff?
Can't wait to celebrate your everlasting love. You should get Belvedere Vodka. It's really good.
Congratulations! You're getting married!!
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    You're Getting Married

  • #176
    So Happy We're Still Married So Happy We're Still Married So Happy We're Still Married
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    So Happy We're Still Married

  • #072
    Happy Anniversary (Spouse) Once every Century, the perfect couple comes along and redefines the way others view love.
We are definitely not that couple, but Happy Anniversary.

(For the record, that couple is Bernard and Helen Drabicki of Beacon Falls, CT) Happy Anniversary (Spouse)
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    Happy Anniversary (Spouse)

  • #121
    Heard You Were Sick Heard You Were Sick Heard You Were Sick
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    Heard You Were Sick

  • #128
    Congratulations...Finally Congratulations...Finally Congratulations...Finally
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    Congratulations...Finally

  • #086
    You're Always Right You're Always Right You're Always Right
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    You're Always Right