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  • #203
    Best Person Of course I'm kidding.
Could you imagine if YOU were the best person I knew?
What would that say about me?
But I definitely wish you a very happy birthday. Happy Birthday to the beset person I know.
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    Best Person

  • B-048
    Age Is Just A Number (B) Age Is Just A Number (B) Age Is Just A Number (B)
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    Age Is Just A Number (B)

  • B-047
    Probably Won't Remember (B) Probably Won't Remember (B) Probably Won't Remember (B)

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    Probably Won't Remember (B)

  • B-046
    Naked Celebration (B) Naked Celebration (B) Naked Celebration (B)
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    Naked Celebration (B)

  • B-045
    The Greatest Person's Birthday (B) The Greatest Person's Birthday (B) The Greatest Person's Birthday (B)
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    The Greatest Person's Birthday (B)

  • #197
    Fantastic Birthday Or at the very least, I hope you have an above average birthday.
Fantastic may be aiming a bit high and I don't want you to feel disappointed. I hope you have a fantastic birthday!
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    Fantastic Birthday

  • #196
    Amazing For Your Age Wait. You're 130, right? Happy Birthday! You look amazing for your age.
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    Amazing For Your Age

  • #195
    Look Better Every Year Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year.
Wait. That's it. Never mind.
Happy Birthday. You look better every year.
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    Look Better Every Year

  • #194
    Amazing Human Being You really are an amazing human being. 
Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing. Happy Birthday to an amazing human being
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    Amazing Human Being

  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake.
I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age. Happy Birthday?
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    Happy Birthday?

  • #192
    Best Person I Know That reminds me. I need to meet more people.
Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the best person I know.
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    Best Person I Know

  • #191
    Love Celebrating Your Birthday But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun. I love celebrating your birthday.
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    Love Celebrating Your Birthday

  • #006
    Happy Birthday/ Instructions Happy Birthday/ Instructions Happy Birthday/ Instructions
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    Happy Birthday/ Instructions

  • #001
    Happy 40th Birthday! Happy 40th Birthday! Happy 40th, Birthday!
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    Happy 40th Birthday!

  • #002
    Happy 1st Birthday! Happy 1st Birthday!
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    Happy 1st Birthday!

  • #003
    Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap)

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    Happy 1st Birthday (Crap)

  • #004
    Happy 23rd Birthday! Happy 23rd Birthday! Happy 23rd Birthday!
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    Happy 23rd Birthday!

  • #007
    ____ Years Ago/Squeezed ____ Years Ago/Squeezed Happy Birthday
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    ____ Years Ago/Squeezed

  • #005
    I Value Our Friendship I Value Our Friendship I value our friendship
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    I Value Our Friendship

  • #017
    This is the Anniversary of your Birth This is the Anniversary of your Birth This is the Anniversary of your Birth

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    This is the Anniversary of your Birth

  • #018
    Happy Birthday From Us Sure the card says "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name. Happy Birthday from Us
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    Happy Birthday From Us

  • #019
    One In A Million But don't get too excited. Statistically, that means there are 6,700 people exactly like you. Happy Birthday. You're One in a Million
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    One In A Million

  • #020
    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that. Happy Birthday to My Best Friend
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    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend

  • #021
    Great Birthday Great Birthday Great Birthday
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    Great Birthday

  • #022
    Live To A Thousand Live To A Thousand Live To A Thousand
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    Live To A Thousand

  • #023
    Only A Card Only A Card Only A Card
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    Only A Card

  • #034
    Not Close Enough Not Close Enough Not Close Enough

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    Not Close Enough

  • #035
    Happy Birthday, I Guess Happy Birthday, I Guess Happy Birthday, I Guess
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    Happy Birthday, I Guess

  • #036
    Sorry, I missed your birthday. Sorry, I missed your birthday. Sorry, I missed your birthday.

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    Sorry, I missed your birthday.

  • #044
    I Can't Believe You're 30 I Can't Believe You're 30 I Can't Believe You're 30
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    I Can't Believe You're 30

  • #048
    Best. Birthday. Card. Ever. Best. Birthday. Card. Ever. Best. Birthday. Card. Ever.
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    Best. Birthday. Card. Ever.

  • #046
    You're A Hard Person To Shop For You're A Hard Person To Shop For You're A Hard Person To Shop For
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    You're A Hard Person To Shop For

  • #045
    Happy 50th Happy 50th Happy 50th
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    Happy 50th

  • #047
    Once A Year Once A Year Once A Year
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    Once A Year

  • #049
    We Celebrate Your Life We Celebrate Your Life We Celebrate Your Life
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    We Celebrate Your Life

  • #050
    Third World Third World Third World

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    Third World