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  • #239
    Thank You/Great Start I don't know how to thank you for everything you've done.
But you have to admit, this card is a great start. Thank You
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    Thank You/Great Start

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish?
Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year. Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)
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    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • #237
    Sorry, Ding Dong I know. I know. I immediately regretted buying you a sympathy card that called you a Ding Dong. That was my attempt to cheer you up.
But please know how much I care about you and that I'm always here for you. I'm so sorry for your lost, Ding Dong.
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    Sorry, Ding Dong

  • #236
    Sick And Complaining Sounds like you're almost back to normal. Keep getting well. I heard you were sick and you've been complaining a lot.
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    Sick And Complaining

  • #234
    You Rock But remember, I'm paper and paper covers rock. So I'm still a little bit better than you. You Rock!!!
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    You Rock

  • #233
    Happy Birthday, Mother Fu*ker No, I'm just kidding.
I know you would never have sex with your mom.
But the wishing you a Happy Birthday part...I totally meant that. Happy Birthday Mother F*cker
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    Happy Birthday, Mother Fu*ker

  • #232
    Mom And Dad's 2nd Favorite Hey, second best isn't bad.
After all, it's not like you were ever gonna beat me. Happy Birthday to mom and dad's 2nd favorite child.
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    Mom And Dad's 2nd Favorite

  • #231
    Happy Birthday/Get Together Let's get together soon and talk about the old days.
You know, when you had your whole life ahead of you. Happy Birthday
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    Happy Birthday/Get Together

  • #230
    Bad at Happy Birthdays Bappy Hirthday!

Dammit, I've even worse than I thought. I want to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm so bad at it.
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    Bad at Happy Birthdays

  • #229
    Happy Birthday...Again Alright, I get it. You were born.
Do we really have to do this every year? Happy Birthday...Again
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    Happy Birthday...Again

  • #228
    You Don't Get Older Which is good,
because when we first met,
I wasn't very impressed by you.

Happy Birthday. You don't get older. You get better.
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    You Don't Get Older

  • B-069 (for friends)
    Once Every Century/Not You (B) Once Every Century/Not You (B) Once Every Century/Not You (B)
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    Once Every Century/Not You (B)

  • B-067
    9th Best Dad (B) 9th Best Dad (B) 9th Best Dad (B)
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    9th Best Dad (B)

  • B-066
    You Nailed It (B) You Nailed It (B) You Nailed It (B)
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    You Nailed It (B)

  • B-065
    Common Mistakes (B) Common Mistakes (B) Common Mistakes (B)
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    Common Mistakes (B)

  • B-064
    Not Obsessing (B) Not Obsessing (B) Not Obsessing (B)
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    Not Obsessing (B)

  • B-063
    This One (B) This One (B) This One (B)
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    This One (B)

  • 225a - (Box of 8)
    Pay It Forward (Box of 8 mini-cards) Pay It Forward (Box of 8 mini-cards) Pay It Forward (Box of 8 mini-cards)
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    Pay It Forward (Box of 8 mini-cards)

  • #226
    Thanks For Everything Just to be clear, this card is literally for EVERYTHING.

Please hold onto it and read it again the next time you do something for me. Thanks for Everything.
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    Thanks For Everything

  • #225
    Thank You/Pay It Forward I was gonna PAY IT FORWARD and do something super nice for someone else. 
But then I thought, “No, that sounds exhausting.
I’ll just send you a thank you card." Thanks. That was awesome.
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    Thank You/Pay It Forward

  • #224
    I Love You, Dad. But I’m not “in love” with you, because that would be super weird.
Happy Father’s Day though. You’re the best! I love you Dad.
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    I Love You, Dad.

  • #223
    I Love You, Mom But I’m not “in love” with you, because that would be super inappropriate.
Happy Mother’s Day though. You’re the best! I love you Mom.
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    I Love You, Mom

  • #222
    All Your Wishes Except for that one about the Vietnamese girl and all those ping pong balls. Happy Birthday. May all your wishes come true.
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    All Your Wishes

  • #221
    Not Obsessing But just for the normal amount of time. 
I'm not like obsessing or anything. Thinking of you on your birthday.
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    Not Obsessing

  • #220
    Loves Folded Paper I remembered that you love folded paper and that's why I got you this greeting card for your birthday.
Shoot, now that I watch you read this card, I feel like it was someone else that really loved folded paper. Loves Folded Paper
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    Loves Folded Paper

  • #219
    Little Birdie Told Me No, I'm just kidding. Birds don't talk. It was a human being that told me. A little birdie told me it was your birthday.
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    Little Birdie Told Me

  • #218
    Have Your Cake In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it.
That's how cake works.
Happy Birthday. This year, you can have your cake and eat it too.
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    Have Your Cake

  • #217
    I Was In Charge I went with this one. I was in charge of picking your birthday card this year.
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    I Was In Charge

  • #216
    Write You a Song But then I remembered that I don't know how to write songs

and greeting cards only cost a few dollars - so I went with a greeting card.
Hey, Happy Birthday. I was gonna write you a song about our friendship for your birthday.
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    Write You a Song

  • #215
    Older/Better Well, another year older. Another year older. Another year wiser.
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    Older/Better

  • B-062
    Packs of 50 (B) Packs of 50 (B) Packs of 50 (B)
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    Packs of 50 (B)

  • B-061
    So Happy/Cheese (B) So Happy/Cheese (B) So Happy/Cheese (B)
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    So Happy/Cheese (B)