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  • #195
    Look Better Every Year Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year.
Wait. That's it. Never mind.
Happy Birthday. You look better every year.
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    Look Better Every Year

  • #194
    Amazing Human Being You really are an amazing human being. 
Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing. Happy Birthday to an amazing human being
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    Amazing Human Being

  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake.
I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age. Happy Birthday?
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    Happy Birthday?

  • #192
    Best Person I Know That reminds me. I need to meet more people.
Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the best person I know.
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    Best Person I Know

  • #191
    Love Celebrating Your Birthday But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun. I love celebrating your birthday.
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    Love Celebrating Your Birthday

  • #006
    Happy Birthday/ Instructions Happy Birthday/ Instructions Happy Birthday/ Instructions
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    Happy Birthday/ Instructions

  • #001
    Happy 40th Birthday! Happy 40th Birthday! Happy 40th, Birthday!
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    Happy 40th Birthday!

  • #002
    Happy 1st Birthday! Happy 1st Birthday!
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    Happy 1st Birthday!

  • #003
    Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap)

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    Happy 1st Birthday (Crap)

  • #004
    Happy 23rd Birthday! Happy 23rd Birthday! Happy 23rd Birthday!
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    Happy 23rd Birthday!

  • #007
    ____ Years Ago/Squeezed ____ Years Ago/Squeezed Happy Birthday
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    ____ Years Ago/Squeezed

  • #008
    Happy Birthday, Jesus Happy Birthday, Jesus Happy Birthday, Jesus.
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    Happy Birthday, Jesus

  • #005
    I Value Our Friendship I Value Our Friendship I value our friendship
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    I Value Our Friendship

  • #009
    1st Marriage May your 1st marriage bring you nothing but happiness. Congratulations
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    1st Marriage

  • #011
    Break-Up/Support But if it helps, I always thought he was an asshole anyway. In fact, we used to make fun of you for dating him. Sorry to hear about your breakup.
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    Break-Up/Support

  • #012
    You Broke Up - Rock Bottom You Broke Up - Rock Bottom You Broke Up - Rock Bottom

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    You Broke Up - Rock Bottom

  • #013
    Mother's Day/Common Mistakes If it's any consolation, my therapist assures me the mistakes you made in raising me were quite common. Happy Mother's Day
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    Mother's Day/Common Mistakes

  • #014
    You Complete Me And I don't mean that in the overly used Jerry Maguire kind of way. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. My life truly would not be the same without you. But I do wish you were less controlling. You Complete Me
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    You Complete Me

  • #015
    You're Welcome Hey, I just got your thank you card and wanted to let you know "You're welcome." You're Welcome
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    You're Welcome

  • #016
    I Miss You - Especially the untraditional sex I Miss You - Especially the untraditional sex I Miss You - Especially the untraditional sex

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    I Miss You - Especially the untraditional sex

  • #017
    This is the Anniversary of your Birth This is the Anniversary of your Birth This is the Anniversary of your Birth

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    This is the Anniversary of your Birth

  • #018
    Happy Birthday From Us Sure the card says "from us," but I think we both know who bought the card and who just signed their name. Happy Birthday from Us
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    Happy Birthday From Us

  • #019
    One In A Million But don't get too excited. Statistically, that means there are 6,700 people exactly like you. Happy Birthday. You're One in a Million
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    One In A Million

  • #020
    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that. Happy Birthday to My Best Friend
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    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend

  • #021
    Great Birthday Great Birthday Great Birthday
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    Great Birthday

  • #022
    Live To A Thousand Live To A Thousand Live To A Thousand
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    Live To A Thousand

  • #023
    Only A Card Only A Card Only A Card
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    Only A Card

  • #024
    It's Jesus' Birthday It's Jesus' Birthday It's Jesus' Birthday
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    It's Jesus' Birthday

  • #025
    Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty

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    Not An Elf...A Morty

  • #026
    Didn't Settle Didn't Settle Didn't Settle
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    Didn't Settle

  • #027
    You Registered For It You Registered For It You Registered For It
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    You Registered For It

  • #029
    Thinking Of You Thinking Of You Thinking Of You
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    Thinking Of You

  • #028
    Be My Valentine Be My Valentine Be My Valentine
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    Be My Valentine

  • #030
    Still Think It's Your Fault Still Think It's Your Fault Still Think It's Your Fault
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    Still Think It's Your Fault

  • #031
    Financial Burden Financial Burden Financial Burden
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    Financial Burden