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  • #240
    Die-Cut Holiday Card But then I flipped the card over and it was like twelve bucks.
So I got you this card that describes that card in pretty good detail.
I mean, you get the idea, right?
Happy Holidays! I was going to get you this die-cut card with glitter on the front that played a high-pitched electronic sounding holiday song when you opened it.
    $3.95

    Die-Cut Holiday Card

  • #084
    Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card
    $3.95

    Holiday Gift Card

  • #060
    Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation
    $3.95

    Local Charity Donation

  • #109
    Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah
    $3.95

    Christmas/Hanukkah

  • #261
    Coronavirus Holiday Card Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now. I bought you this card for the holidays.
It's printed on a special paper that repels the Coronavirus.
    $3.95

    Coronavirus Holiday Card

  • #274
    Happy Holidays/Instructions The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read

on how to read it. Including...

#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt.
Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." Happy Holidays
    $3.95

    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #061
    The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts
    $3.95

    The Thought That Counts

  • #136
    God Bless You God Bless You God Bless You
    $3.95

    God Bless You

  • #037
    Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday
    $3.95

    Awkward Holiday

  • #025
    Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty

    Out Of Stock

    $3.95

    Not An Elf...A Morty

  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling) Fuck it. Happy Holidays. Happy Hanukkah!
I mean,
Happy Hanukah!
Wait.
Happy Chanukkah!
Or maybe
Happy Chahanukah!
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling)

  • #108
    Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins
    $3.95

    Died For Our Sins

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish?
Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year. Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • #150
    Happy New Year...I Think Happy New Year...I Think Happy New Year...I Think
    $2.49

    Happy New Year...I Think

  • #164
    Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday
    $3.95

    Happy Jewish Holiday

  • #151
    Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah)
    $3.95 $2.49

    Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah)

  • #152
    Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah)
    $3.95 $2.49

    Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah)

  • C-022
    Mother's Day/Secret Mother's Day/Secret Mother's Day/Secret
    $4.95

    Mother's Day/Secret

  • C-023
    Father's Day/Write a Book Father's Day/Write a Book Father's Day/Write a Book
    $4.95

    Father's Day/Write a Book

  • C-024
    Merry Christmas/Taxes Merry Christmas/Taxes Merry Christmas/Taxes
    $4.95

    Merry Christmas/Taxes

  • C-037
    I Want To Wish You A Merry I Want To Wish You A Merry I Want To Wish You A Merry
    $4.95

    I Want To Wish You A Merry

  • C-038
    May Not Be The Best May Not Be The Best May Not Be The Best
    $4.95

    May Not Be The Best

  • C-039
    Here's To The Best Here's To The Best Here's To The Best
    $4.95

    Here's To The Best

  • C-040
    It's Okay To Say It's Okay To Say It's Okay To Say
    $4.95

    It's Okay To Say

  • B-026
    Don't Get Too Comfortable (B) Don't Get Too Comfortable (B) Don't Get Too Comfortable (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    Don't Get Too Comfortable (B)

  • B-055
    You Make Me Smile (B) You Make Me Smile (B) You Make Me Smile (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    You Make Me Smile (B)

  • B-061
    So Happy/Cheese (B) So Happy/Cheese (B) So Happy/Cheese (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    So Happy/Cheese (B)

  • B-066
    You Nailed It (B) You Nailed It (B) You Nailed It (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    You Nailed It (B)

  • B-065
    Common Mistakes (B) Common Mistakes (B) Common Mistakes (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    Common Mistakes (B)

  • B-067
    9th Best Dad (B) 9th Best Dad (B) 9th Best Dad (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    9th Best Dad (B)

  • B-050
    White Christmas (B) White Christmas (B) White Christmas (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    White Christmas (B)

  • B-062
    Packs of 50 (B) Packs of 50 (B) Packs of 50 (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    Packs of 50 (B)

  • Forgot a Holiday Card?
    No Holiday Card Excuse
    $25.00

    No Holiday Card Excuse

  • Forgot a Valentine's Day Card?
    No Valentine's Day Card Excuse No Valentine's Day Card Excuse
    $25.00

    No Valentine's Day Card Excuse

  • Forgot a Mother's Day Card?
    No Mother's Day Card Excuse
    $25.00

    No Mother's Day Card Excuse