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  • #207
    Amazing Birthday I want you to know that I'm 100% serious. I really do hope you have an amazing birthday. I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never get me a card on my birthday. I hope you have an amazing birthday!
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  • #206
    Some Things Get Better With Age Testicles are definitely not one of them. Happy Birthday. Some things get better with age.
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  • #205
    It's Your Birthday/Egg Semen + egg = you It's your birthday. You know what that means...
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  • #204
    Cry If You Want To But just so you know, it's going to make everyone at your party feel super uncomfortable. It's your birthday and you can cry if you want to.
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  • #203
    Best Person Of course I'm kidding. Could you imagine if YOU were the best person I knew? What would that say about me? But I definitely wish you a very happy birthday. Happy Birthday to the beset person I know.
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  • Birthday Pack - 1
    Birthday Pack #1 Birthday Pack #1
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  • B-050
    White Christmas (B) White Christmas (B) White Christmas (B)
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    White Christmas (B)

  • B-049
    Happy Birthday, Jesus (B) Happy Birthday, Jesus (B) Happy Birthday, Jesus (B)
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    Happy Birthday, Jesus (B)

  • B-048
    Age Is Just A Number (B) Age Is Just A Number (B) Age Is Just A Number (B)
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    Age Is Just A Number (B)

  • B-047
    Probably Won't Remember (B) Probably Won't Remember (B) Probably Won't Remember (B)
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    Probably Won't Remember (B)

  • B-046
    Naked Celebration (B) Naked Celebration (B) Naked Celebration (B)
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  • B-045
    The Greatest Person's Birthday (B) The Greatest Person's Birthday (B) The Greatest Person's Birthday (B)
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    The Greatest Person's Birthday (B)

  • 202a - (Box of 8)
    Giant Packs of 50 (Box of 8 mini-cards) Giant Packs of 50 (Box of 8 mini-cards) Giant Packs of 50 (Box of 8 mini-cards)
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  • #202
    Happy Holiday/Giant Packs I love this time of the year. It gives me the time to thank the people that mean so much to me. The people that have touched me and made my life so unbelievably joyous. The people that I hope to have in my life forever. And since these cards come in giant packs of 50, I can give you one too. Happy Holidays. Happy Holidays!
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  • #201
    Sorry You're Not Feeling Well If you need anything, please let me know. Well, "anything" is a pretty broad term. Let me know if there's something small I can do for you. I'm sorry you're not feeling well.
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  • #200
    You're Getting Married So happy for the two of you. Are you gonna have an open bar? True love has never known a couple like you. Do you think it'll be top shelf stuff? Can't wait to celebrate your everlasting love. You should get Belvedere Vodka. It's really good. Congratulations! You're getting married!!
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  • #199
    You Make Me Smile But just so you know, you also make me sigh, roll my eyes, and sometimes say, "Can you believe this crap?" But that's okay, because I love you. You make me smile.
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  • #198
    Bottom Of My Heart/Love I know the bottom of my heart sounds like the crappy part, but that's actually were all my most thoughtful arteries are. I love you from the bottom of my heart.
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  • #197
    Fantastic Birthday Or at the very least, I hope you have an above average birthday. Fantastic may be aiming a bit high and I don't want you to feel disappointed. I hope you have a fantastic birthday!
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  • #196
    Amazing For Your Age Wait. You're 130, right? Happy Birthday! You look amazing for your age.
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  • #195
    Look Better Every Year Either that or my eyes are getting worse every year. Wait. That's it. Never mind. Happy Birthday. You look better every year.
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  • #194
    Amazing Human Being You really are an amazing human being. Trust me, I know a little something about being amazing. Happy Birthday to an amazing human being
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  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake. I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age. Happy Birthday?
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  • #192
    Best Person I Know That reminds me. I need to meet more people. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the best person I know.
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  • #191
    Love Celebrating Your Birthday But to be honest, I liked celebrating it more when you were younger and more fun. I love celebrating your birthday.
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    Love Celebrating Your Birthday

  • #006
    Happy Birthday/ Instructions Happy Birthday/ Instructions Happy Birthday/ Instructions
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    Happy Birthday/ Instructions

  • #001
    Happy 40th Birthday! Happy 40th Birthday! Happy 40th, Birthday!
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    Happy 40th Birthday!

  • #002
    Happy 1st Birthday! Happy 1st Birthday!
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    Happy 1st Birthday!

  • #003
    Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap)
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  • #004
    Happy 23rd Birthday! Happy 23rd Birthday! Happy 23rd Birthday!
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    Happy 23rd Birthday!

  • #007
    ____ Years Ago/Squeezed ____ Years Ago/Squeezed Happy Birthday
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  • #008
    Happy Birthday, Jesus Happy Birthday, Jesus Happy Birthday, Jesus.
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  • #005
    I Value Our Friendship I Value Our Friendship I value our friendship
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    I Value Our Friendship

  • #009
    1st Marriage May your 1st marriage bring you nothing but happiness. Congratulations
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  • #011
    Break-Up/Support But if it helps, I always thought he was an asshole anyway. In fact, we used to make fun of you for dating him. Sorry to hear about your breakup.
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