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The Perfect Person

SKU:
#279
$3.95

Details

  • Inside

    I know you think I'm going to write

    something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts

    what is says on the front, but I'm not.

    And do you know why?

    Because it's so obviously sarcastic,
    I shouldn't have to.

    Happy Birthday.

  • Dimensions
    5" X 7" (envelope included)

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Current Stock:
  • Printed on recycled paper (of course)
  • Made in the USA
  • Written by Ian Kalman
  • Illustrated by Sean Farrell
  • Funnier than Hallmark
  • Funny Birthday Cards
  • Sarcastic Birthday Cards