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  • C-066
    World's 9th Best Dad (C) World's 9th Best Dad (C) World's 9th Best Dad (C)
    $4.95

    World's 9th Best Dad (C)

  • #304
    Father's Day (Perfect Child) Father's Day (Perfect Child)
    $3.95

    Father's Day (Perfect Child)

  • #303
    Mother's Day (Secret) Mother's Day (Secret)
    $3.95

    Mother's Day (Secret)

  • C-037
    I Want To Wish You A Merry I Want To Wish You A Merry I Want To Wish You A Merry
    $4.95

    I Want To Wish You A Merry

  • C-038
    May Not Be The Best May Not Be The Best May Not Be The Best
    $4.95

    May Not Be The Best

  • C-039
    Here's To The Best Here's To The Best Here's To The Best
    $4.95

    Here's To The Best

  • C-040
    It's Okay To Say It's Okay To Say It's Okay To Say
    $4.95

    It's Okay To Say

  • C-024
    Merry Christmas/Taxes Merry Christmas/Taxes Merry Christmas/Taxes
    $4.95

    Merry Christmas/Taxes

  • C-023
    Father's Day/Write a Book Father's Day/Write a Book Father's Day/Write a Book
    $4.95

    Father's Day/Write a Book

  • C-022
    Mother's Day/Secret Mother's Day/Secret Mother's Day/Secret
    $4.95

    Mother's Day/Secret

  • Forgot a Holiday Card?
    No Holiday Card Excuse
    $25.00

    No Holiday Card Excuse

  • #274
    Happy Holidays/Instructions The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read

on how to read it. Including...

#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt.
Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." Happy Holidays
    $3.95

    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #273
    Happy VD That stands for Happy Valentine's Day.
I didn't want you to think this card was 
announcing that I'm about to give you chlamydia. Happy VD
    $3.95

    Happy VD

  • #268
    Fake Birthday Card (RR) BAM! You just got Rick Rolled.
It's not even your birthday.
I can't believe. you fell for it. Happy Birthday to an amazing human being
    $3.95

    Fake Birthday Card (RR)

  • Forgot a Father's Day Card?
    No Father's Day Card Excuse
    $25.00

    No Father's Day Card Excuse

  • Forgot a Valentine's Day Card?
    No Valentine's Day Card Excuse No Valentine's Day Card Excuse
    $25.00

    No Valentine's Day Card Excuse

  • #262
    Halloween Explained Halloween Explained Halloween Explained

    Out Of Stock

    $3.95 $2.49

    Halloween Explained

  • #261
    Coronavirus Holiday Card Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now. I bought you this card for the holidays.
It's printed on a special paper that repels the Coronavirus.
    $3.95

    Coronavirus Holiday Card

  • #253
    Easter Hypocrisy It's funny when you think about it.
Jesus comes back to life and people celebrate it.
But when other people come back to life,
we call them zombies and everyone freaks out. Happy Easter
    $3.95

    Easter Hypocrisy

  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling) Fuck it. Happy Holidays. Happy Hanukkah!
I mean,
Happy Hanukah!
Wait.
Happy Chanukkah!
Or maybe
Happy Chahanukah!
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling)

  • #240
    Die-Cut Holiday Card But then I flipped the card over and it was like twelve bucks.
So I got you this card that describes that card in pretty good detail.
I mean, you get the idea, right?
Happy Holidays! I was going to get you this die-cut card with glitter on the front that played a high-pitched electronic sounding holiday song when you opened it.
    $3.95

    Die-Cut Holiday Card

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish?
Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year. Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • B-067
    9th Best Dad (B) 9th Best Dad (B) 9th Best Dad (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    9th Best Dad (B)

  • B-066
    You Nailed It (B) You Nailed It (B) You Nailed It (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    You Nailed It (B)

  • B-065
    Common Mistakes (B) Common Mistakes (B) Common Mistakes (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    Common Mistakes (B)

  • #224
    I Love You, Dad. But I’m not “in love” with you, because that would be super weird.
Happy Father’s Day though. You’re the best! I love you Dad.
    $3.95 $2.49

    I Love You, Dad.

  • #223
    I Love You, Mom But I’m not “in love” with you, because that would be super inappropriate.
Happy Mother’s Day though. You’re the best! I love you Mom.
    $3.95 $2.49

    I Love You, Mom

  • B-062
    Packs of 50 (B) Packs of 50 (B) Packs of 50 (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    Packs of 50 (B)

  • B-061
    So Happy/Cheese (B) So Happy/Cheese (B) So Happy/Cheese (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    So Happy/Cheese (B)

  • Forgot a Mother's Day Card?
    No Mother's Day Card Excuse
    $25.00

    No Mother's Day Card Excuse

  • B-055
    You Make Me Smile (B) You Make Me Smile (B) You Make Me Smile (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    You Make Me Smile (B)

  • #213
    Happy Mother's Day/Computer I love you and wouldn't change a thing about you.
(But if you could learn how to use your computer, I'd probably love you even more.) Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
    $3.95

    Happy Mother's Day/Computer

  • #210
    You Make Me So Happy I'll be honest though, cheese makes me pretty happy too.
I'm a simple person. You make me so happy.
    $3.95

    You Make Me So Happy

  • B-050
    White Christmas (B) White Christmas (B) White Christmas (B)
    $3.95 $2.95

    White Christmas (B)