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  • #240
    Die-Cut Holiday Card But then I flipped the card over and it was like twelve bucks. So I got you this card that describes that card in pretty good detail. I mean, you get the idea, right? Happy Holidays! I was going to get you this die-cut card with glitter on the front that played a high-pitched electronic sounding holiday song when you opened it.
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  • #084
    Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card Holiday Gift Card
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    Holiday Gift Card

  • #060
    Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation Local Charity Donation
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    Local Charity Donation

  • #109
    Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah Christmas/Hanukkah
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    Christmas/Hanukkah

  • #274
    Happy Holidays/Instructions The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read on how to read it. Including... #1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card. #2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. #3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt. Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced. #4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." Happy Holidays
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  • #061
    The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts
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    The Thought That Counts

  • #136
    God Bless You God Bless You God Bless You
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    God Bless You

  • #037
    Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday
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    Awkward Holiday

  • #025
    Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty
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    Not An Elf...A Morty

  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling) Fuck it. Happy Holidays. Happy Hanukkah! I mean, Happy Hanukah! Wait. Happy Chanukkah! Or maybe Happy Chahanukah!
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    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling)

  • #108
    Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins
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    Died For Our Sins

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish? Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year. Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)
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    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • #150
    Happy New Year...I Think Happy New Year...I Think Happy New Year...I Think
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    Happy New Year...I Think

  • #164
    Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday
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    Happy Jewish Holiday

  • #151
    Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah)
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    Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah)

  • #152
    Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah)
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    Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah)

  • #237
    Sorry, Ding Dong I know. I know. I immediately regretted buying you a sympathy card that called you a Ding Dong. That was my attempt to cheer you up. But please know how much I care about you and that I'm always here for you. I'm so sorry for your lost, Ding Dong.
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    Sorry, Ding Dong

  • #824
    I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel
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    I Know How You Feel

  • #179
    The Greatest Person's Birthday The Greatest Person's Birthday The Greatest Person's Birthday
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    The Greatest Person's Birthday

  • #209
    Beautiful Inside and Out Beautiful Inside and Out Beautiful Inside and Out
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    Beautiful Inside and Out

  • #034
    Not Close Enough Not Close Enough Not Close Enough
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    Not Close Enough

  • #050
    Third World Third World Third World
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    Third World

  • #056
    It's Your Birthday It's Your Birthday It's Your Birthday
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    It's Your Birthday

  • #064
    Sorry I Didn't Get You Anything Sorry I Didn't Get You Anything Sorry I Didn't Get You Anything
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    Sorry I Didn't Get You Anything

  • #067
    Happy Birthday, Pilgrim. Happy Birthday, Pilgrim. Happy Birthday, Pilgrim.
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    Happy Birthday, Pilgrim.

  • #105
    So Happy We're Friends So Happy We're Friends So Happy We're Friends
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    So Happy We're Friends

  • #122
    Not Lazy Not Lazy Not Lazy
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    Not Lazy

  • #125
    Oprah's Favorite Card Oprah's Favorite Card Oprah's Favorite Card
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    Oprah's Favorite Card

  • #160
    Local Charity/Birthday Local Charity/Birthday Local Charity/Birthday
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    Local Charity/Birthday

  • #017
    This is the Anniversary of your Birth This is the Anniversary of your Birth This is the Anniversary of your Birth
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    This is the Anniversary of your Birth

  • #145
    Happy Birthday, Mother F#@cker Happy Birthday, Mother F#@cker Happy Birthday, Mother F#@cker
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    Happy Birthday, Mother F#@cker

  • #003
    Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap) Happy 1st Birthday (Crap)
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    Happy 1st Birthday (Crap)

  • #036
    Sorry, I missed your birthday. Sorry, I missed your birthday. Sorry, I missed your birthday.
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    Sorry, I missed your birthday.

  • #075
    #1 Mom #1 Mom #1 Mom
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    #1 Mom

  • #117
    Cheers Cheers Cheers
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    Cheers

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