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  • #261
    Coronavirus Holiday Card Just kidding. You should definitely wash your hands right now. I bought you this card for the holidays.
It's printed on a special paper that repels the Coronavirus.
    $3.95

    Coronavirus Holiday Card

  • #274
    Happy Holidays/Instructions The inside of this card gives step by step instructions for the person to read

on how to read it. Including...

#1 - Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your holiday card.
#2 - After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny.

#3 - Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt.
Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
#4 - Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you." Happy Holidays
    $3.95

    Happy Holidays/Instructions

  • #061
    The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts The Thought That Counts
    $3.95

    The Thought That Counts

  • #136
    God Bless You God Bless You God Bless You
    $3.95

    God Bless You

  • #037
    Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday Awkward Holiday
    $3.95

    Awkward Holiday

  • #025
    Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty Not An Elf...A Morty

    Out Of Stock

    $3.95

    Not An Elf...A Morty

  • #241
    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling) Fuck it. Happy Holidays. Happy Hanukkah!
I mean,
Happy Hanukah!
Wait.
Happy Chanukkah!
Or maybe
Happy Chahanukah!
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Spelling)

  • #108
    Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins Died For Our Sins
    $3.95

    Died For Our Sins

  • #238
    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card) Oh, you're not Jewish?
Well, now you know how I feel when I get Christmas cards every year. Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)
    $3.95

    Happy Hanukkah (Christmas Card)

  • #150
    Happy New Year...I Think Happy New Year...I Think Happy New Year...I Think
    $2.49

    Happy New Year...I Think

  • #164
    Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday Happy Jewish Holiday
    $3.95

    Happy Jewish Holiday

  • #151
    Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah)
    $3.95 $2.49

    Party vs Cash (Bar Mitzvah)

  • #152
    Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah) Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah)
    $3.95 $2.49

    Party vs Cash (Bat Mitzvah)

  • #237
    Sorry, Ding Dong I know. I know. I immediately regretted buying you a sympathy card that called you a Ding Dong. That was my attempt to cheer you up.
But please know how much I care about you and that I'm always here for you. I'm so sorry for your lost, Ding Dong.
    $3.95 $2.49

    Sorry, Ding Dong

  • #824
    I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel I Know How You Feel
    $3.95

    I Know How You Feel

  • #002 - 2023 LOGO WRAP
    2023 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided) 2023 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided)
    $4.00

    2023 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided)

  • C-009
    Baby Photos Baby Photos Baby Photos
    $4.95

    Baby Photos

  • C-004
    You're So Vain You're So Vain You're So Vain
    $4.95

    You're So Vain

  • C-003
    The Most Annoying Card The Most Annoying Card The Most Annoying Card
    $4.95

    The Most Annoying Card

  • C-010
    Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers Elementary School Teachers
    $4.95

    Elementary School Teachers

  • C-005
    Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother Brother from Another Mother
    $4.95

    Brother from Another Mother

  • C-032
    You Get Better You Get Better You Get Better
    $4.95

    You Get Better

  • C-030
    HB Amazing Human Being HB Amazing Human Being HB Amazing Human Being
    $4.95

    HB Amazing Human Being

  • C-029
    Pass for 29 Pass for 29 Pass for 29
    $4.95

    Pass for 29

  • C-028
    No Joke/Not Funny No Joke/Not Funny No Joke/Not Funny
    $4.95

    No Joke/Not Funny

  • C-027
    Family Member Family Member Family Member
    $4.95

    Family Member

  • C-026
    Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very
    $4.95

    Very Very Very

  • C-025
    HB from Us HB from Us HB from Us
    $4.95

    HB from Us

  • C-001
    Not the Best Birthday Card Not the Best Birthday Card Not the Best Birthday Card
    $4.95

    Not the Best Birthday Card

  • C-031
    Better With Age Better With Age Better With Age
    $4.95

    Better With Age

  • C-014
    TikTok Card TikTok Card TikTok Card
    $4.95

    TikTok Card

  • C-012
    Card + Gift Card + Gift Card + Gift
    $4.95

    Card + Gift

  • C-006
    Don't Judge Don't Judge Don't Judge
    $4.95

    Don't Judge

  • C-016
    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE) Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)
    $4.95

    Happy Birthday (EVERYONE)

  • C-007
    Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked Won't Be Shocked
    $4.95

    Won't Be Shocked

  • C-013
    Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday Enjoy Your Birthday
    $4.95

    Enjoy Your Birthday