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  • #279
    The Perfect Person I know you think I'm going to write something sarcastic inside the card that undercuts what is says on the front, but I'm not. And do you know why? Because it's so obviously sarcastic, I shouldn't have to. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the most perfect person that has ever walked this earth
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  • #270
    You're The Best! Not including me, of course. You're The Best!
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  • #248
    Person Who Has Everything Man, I sure hope you said, "Just a greeting card." What do you get the person who has everything?
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  • #247
    Your The Smartest Oh, never mind. You didn't even noticed that "You're" was misspelled on the front. But Happy Birthday anyway. There's no doubt about it. Your one of the smartest people I know.
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  • #246
    Any Occasion/Any Time Dear _________ Happy ________!!! Love _________ I hope you like this card. I actually helped write it.
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  • #231
    Happy Birthday/Get Together Let's get together soon and talk about the old days. You know, when you had your whole life ahead of you. Happy Birthday
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  • #204
    Cry If You Want To But just so you know, it's going to make everyone at your party feel super uncomfortable. It's your birthday and you can cry if you want to.
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  • #023
    Only A Card Only A Card Only A Card
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  • #106
    Wish For Something Small Wish For Something Small Wish For Something Small
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  • #110
    Happy Birthdays Happy Birthdays Happy Birthdays
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  • #111
    Funniest Card I've Ever Seen Funniest Card I've Ever Seen Funniest Card I've Ever Seen
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  • #112
    Anything Your Heart Desires Anything Your Heart Desires Anything Your Heart Desires
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  • #123
    May You Have The Best May You Have The Best May You Have The Best
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  • #277
    Gift Card Well, I got you this card and it's your gift. Wait...what does gift card mean? I didn't know what to get you for your birthday, so I got you a gift card.
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  • #220
    Loves Folded Paper I remembered that you love folded paper and that's why I got you this greeting card for your birthday. Shoot, now that I watch you read this card, I feel like it was someone else that really loved folded paper. Loves Folded Paper
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  • #219
    Little Birdie Told Me No, I'm just kidding. Birds don't talk. It was a human being that told me. A little birdie told me it was your birthday.
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  • #216
    Write You a Song But then I remembered that I don't know how to write songs and greeting cards only cost a few dollars - so I went with a greeting card. Hey, Happy Birthday. I was gonna write you a song about our friendship for your birthday.
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  • #197
    Fantastic Birthday Or at the very least, I hope you have an above average birthday. Fantastic may be aiming a bit high and I don't want you to feel disappointed. I hope you have a fantastic birthday!
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  • #196
    Amazing For Your Age Wait. You're 130, right? Happy Birthday! You look amazing for your age.
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    Happy You Were Born Happy You Were Born Happy You Were Born
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    Couldn't Be Happier Couldn't Be Happier Couldn't Be Happier
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  • #157
    Almost Blank Almost Blank Almost Blank
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  • #170
    Greeting Card Care Greeting Card Care Greeting Card Care
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  • #269
    Not Getting Older? No, seriously. Why do you keep telling people you're the same age you were 4 years ago? It's weird. How come you're not getting any older?
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  • #266
    You're Not Old Shoot. I bought this card last year and forgot to give it to you. It made more sense at the time. Last year really did a number on you. You're not old, so please don't feel that way
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  • #265
    It's Official! Congratulations! You are officially too old to "die young." Happy Birthday! It's Official!
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    It's Official!

  • #192
    Best Person I Know That reminds me. I need to meet more people. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to the best person I know.
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  • #181
    Happy Birthday, Phil Happy Birthday, Phil Happy Birthday, Phil
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  • #021
    Great Birthday Great Birthday Great Birthday
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  • #070
    Special Friend Special Friend Special Friend
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    Special Friend

  • #146
    Haven't Aged in 10 Years Haven't Aged in 10 Years Haven't Aged in 10 Years
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  • #005
    I Value Our Friendship I Value Our Friendship I value our friendship
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  • #035
    Happy Birthday, I Guess Happy Birthday, I Guess Happy Birthday, I Guess
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  • #082
    Happy Birthday to Yu Happy Birthday to Yu Happy Birthday to Yu
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  • #093
    Can't Believe It's Your Birthday Can't Believe It's Your Birthday Can't Believe It's Your Birthday
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  • #103
    Zero More Years Zero More Years Zero More Years
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