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  • #168
    Terrible Birthday Terrible Birthday Terrible Birthday
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    Terrible Birthday

  • #184
    Age Is Just A Number Age Is Just A Number Age Is Just A Number
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    Age Is Just A Number

  • #230
    Bad at Happy Birthdays Bappy Hirthday! Dammit, I've even worse than I thought. I want to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm so bad at it.
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  • #193
    Happy Birthday? That question mark after Happy Birthday is not a mistake. I literally didn't know if birthdays were still happy for people your age. Happy Birthday?
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    Happy Birthday?

  • #134
    Pretend To Read Pretend To Read Pretend To Read
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    Pretend To Read

  • #147
    Happy Birthday, Princess Happy Birthday, Princess Happy Birthday, Princess
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  • #294
    TikTok TikTok TikTok
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    TikTok

  • #276
    Happy Birthday Biggest Dick I actually bought this card for an overweight guy named Richard, but luckily it works for you too. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to one of the biggest dicks I know.
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  • #275
    The Covid Years Don't Count Happy Birthday! Big News! The Covid Years do not count. You're actually two years younger than you think you are.
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    The Covid Years Don't Count

  • #207
    Amazing Birthday I want you to know that I'm 100% serious. I really do hope you have an amazing birthday. I was nervous that this card would come off as sarcastic, because you never get me a card on my birthday. I hope you have an amazing birthday!
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  • #019
    One In A Million But don't get too excited. Statistically, that means there are 6,700 people exactly like you. Happy Birthday. You're One in a Million
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    One In A Million

  • #065
    This Is Your Birthday Card This Is Your Birthday Card This Is Your Birthday Card
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    This Is Your Birthday Card

  • #080
    Can't Believe/Year Older Can't Believe/Year Older Can't Believe/Year Older
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    Can't Believe/Year Older

  • #169
    Happy Birthday, Alice Happy Birthday, Alice Happy Birthday, Alice
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    Happy Birthday, Alice

  • #001 - 2022 LOGO WRAP
    CAPTION #1 - "I know. I know. I should have gone with the funny wrapping paper. Sorry. CAPTION #2 - "Oh my God, why are you reading the wrapping paper?" CAPTION #3 - "I'm not the gift. I'm the paper they wrapped around the gift, so you couldn't tell what it was ahead of time." 2022 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided)
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    2022 - Logo Wrap (Double Sided)

  • #249
    They Don't Make And by, "they," I mean your parents. I guess what I'm trying to say is that your mom isn't producing viable eggs anymore. Happy Birthday! They Don't Make
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    They Don't Make

  • #244
    It's Almost Your Birthday Sorry I'm giving you this card before your actual birthday. I didn't want you to think that Facebook reminded me. It's almost your birthday!
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    It's Almost Your Birthday

  • #215
    Older/Better Well, another year older. Another year older. Another year wiser.
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    Older/Better

  • #208
    Amazing Heart If you had my face and my body, you'd really be something. Happy Birthday! You have an amazing heart and you truly are one of the kindest people I've ever known.
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  • #020
    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend, but they don't sell cards that say that. Happy Birthday to My Best Friend
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    Happy Birthday to My Best Friend

  • #046
    You're A Hard Person To Shop For You're A Hard Person To Shop For You're A Hard Person To Shop For
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    You're A Hard Person To Shop For

  • #059
    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles
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    Mr. Pickles

  • #095
    Sincerely Hope Sincerely Hope Sincerely Hope
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    Sincerely Hope

  • #159
    Happy B-Day Happy B-Day Happy B-Day
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    Happy B-Day

  • #172
    Magnificent Birthday Magnificent Birthday Magnificent Birthday
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    Magnificent Birthday

  • #218
    Have Your Cake In fact, every year that you have a cake, you can eat it. That's how cake works. Happy Birthday. This year, you can have your cake and eat it too.
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    Have Your Cake

  • #217
    I Was In Charge I went with this one. I was in charge of picking your birthday card this year.
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    I Was In Charge

  • #047
    Once A Year Once A Year Once A Year
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    Once A Year

  • #049
    We Celebrate Your Life We Celebrate Your Life We Celebrate Your Life
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    We Celebrate Your Life

  • #066
    Self-Centered Self-Centered Self-Centered
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    Self-Centered

  • #069
    Make A Wish Make A Wish Make A Wish
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    Make A Wish

  • #079
    You're Amazing You're Amazing You're Amazing
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    You're Amazing

  • #114
    No Room To Write/Birthday No Room To Write/Birthday No Room To Write/Birthday
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    No Room To Write/Birthday

  • #280
    One of My Oldest Friends I mean age-wise, of course. Happy Birthday to one of my oldest friends
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    One of My Oldest Friends

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